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Geez, oh, golly, if I was in Vegas this weekend, I would have lost my shirt, my boxers and my wizard hat, which Celine Dion would be wearing in her next act. That’s why these picks are for recreational purposes, wink, wink, nod, nod, cough, hack, cough.
RECORD AGAINST THE SPREAD: 2-10
Monday’s game
Kansas City (2-0) at DENVER (1-1)
8 p.m., WLS-Ch. 7
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: Closing in on his 69th birthday, Chiefs coach Dick Vermeil says he listens to players much better now than he did nearly 30 years ago. How, through a megaphone? I kill me. Anyhoo, Monday night’s battle will key on two improved defenses. May I suggest Michael Jackson’s team?
THE LINE: Broncos by 3 OVER/UNDER: 48
FINAL SHAKE: Chiefs. Wocka, wocka!
