TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Let’s get this out of the way: Why is the city of Chicago better than the city of Boston?
TOPIC 2: Five years from now, how will we look back on the Eddy Curry trade?
TOPIC 3: Guess the announced attendance at the Hawks’ 2005-06 season opener.
TOPIC 4: What’s better for a Bears fan than to see the Packers open 0-4?
TOPIC 5: Have there ever been any embarrassing photos of you on the Internet?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Chicawgoans don’t haaaave an aaaccent.
With cloning NBA players a standard practice, we’ll wonder what all the fuss was about.
21,102.
Sure, that’s high.
But a hockey fan can dream.
Nothing. Except seeing the
Packers open 0-4 having played the Bears twice.
There’s a photo going around of me asking Condi for a bathroom break. So embarrassing!
PHIL THOMPSON
They don’t have their own style of pizza. Even California does, and they’re a bunch of freaks.
Fondly. If you want to spark a guy’s work ethic, you don’t put him on a team with Stephon Marbury.
12,015.
I’m sorry, punctuation error.
Make it 12.015.
To see them open 0-4 with a really bad rash, you know, down there.
I took a photo with a Razorback hog head to get a free Cubs ticket. It’s only a matter of time.
LEO EBERSOLE
1. Fewer whiners. 2. Satan doesn’t keep a summer home here.
3. Baked beans? Really?
We’ll grudgingly credit Isiah Thomas for assembling the laziest group of big men in NBA history.
I’m thinking of a number between one and 10.
Knowing the Vikings are 1-3 and Culpepper’s playing hurt.
Yes, but at the time I had no way of knowing The Admiral Theatre wasn’t a yacht club.
MIKE NORTH
There’s no place like home.
Fondly. Bye-bye, fat boy.
Is the lockout over?
Check with me after the Cleveland game.
Besides the one of me with a goat, not many.
BAG BOY
Because Chicago is that much farther from
New York City.
I’m hoping to be looking back from the 2010 Grant Park
NBA championship party.
Maybe 15,000, including people driving by on the Eisenhower during the game.
To see Canada purchase Green Bay, stick ’em in the CFL, and watch them finish last.
Nope. It’s the one time the bag comes in very handy. And Mike,
I want my goat back.
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