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TOPIC 1: WHO SCREWED UP THE MOST ON THE GAME 2 DROPPED THIRD STRIKE?
TOPIC 2: PREDICT ONE CONTROVERSIAL PLAY THIS WEEKEND IN ANAHEIM?
TOPIC 3: BEARS HAVE ROOKIES STARTING AT QB, RB, WR AND KICKER. WHY DOES JERRY ANGELO STILL HAVE A JOB?
TOPIC 4: WHAT’S THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID ON A BOAT?
TOPIC 5: HOW LITTLE DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE BLACKHAWKS RIGHT NOW?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Fox, for not putting a camera in Josh Paul’s mitt.
Umpire Doug Eddings changes mechanics again, and this time his carburetor explodes.
Because Michael McCaskey wants to prove somebody is worse than he is.
Rocked the boat. No, no. It was, yes, it was tipped the boat over.
The only way I can get my
LEO EBERSOLE
Zamboni going is with Viagra.
City Hall, for not dedicating a plaque to that umpire the minute the game ended.
A batted ball will be tipped, caught by Franco Harris and run in for a touchdown to beat the Raiders.
Coming from a guy who writes Britney Spears jokes for a living, I really can’t judge.
I caught a fish once just to watch it die.
You know, it’s becoming so cliche to blow off hockey. That’s said, who the hell are the Blackhawks?
WHIZZER
Honestly, the groundskeeper. He built the field’s dirt too high.
The Rally Monkey fields a sharp grounder at second, then takes off running for San Diego.
Easy. It was a rookie mistake.
Took a wrong turn while towing some water skiers, and we skidded down Michigan Avenue.
Totally loaded question. Incredibly unfair to phrase it that way. That said, I love them. Is that so wrong?
BAG BOY
That catcher didn’t tag A.J., so expect them to tag Sox batters on every pitch for the rest of the series.
Angels are awarded a mysterious “fifth down” and score a touchdown on the next play.
Because the Sox are in the playoffs.
I once got so nauseous my bag turned Packer green. I know. Sick.
Current pecking order: Sox playoffs, Bears games, Bulls practices, nail trimming, Hawks.
MASON EVERETT
October baseball, night game in Chicago, dropped ball controversy. I naturally answer “Steve Bartman.”
I steal Uncle Carl’s No. 8 jersey and knock in the winning run.
Nobody’s cares because Chicago still boasts about the ’85 team. That was 20 years ago, people. Let it go!
I took this architectural tour while Dave Matthews was in town. Talk about WILD!
Roenick’s been gone for how long? That’s how much I care.
