Mike North from “The Mike North Morning Show” on WSCR-AM
670 joins us Wednesdays. E-mail us at redeyesports@tribune.com.
TOPIC 1: FANS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS FOR WORLD SERIES TICKETS: THESE PEOPLE ARE. … WHAT?
TOPIC 2: BRAD LIDGE VS. ALBERT PUJOLS WITH TWO OUTS IN THE NINTH. WHAT’S BETTER THAN THAT?
TOPIC 3: WHAT DID HOUSTON DO ON ITS DAY OFF TO RECOVER FROM MONDAY NIGHT’S HEARTBREAKING LOSS?
TOPIC 4: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THE COLTS GO UNDEFEATED?
TOPIC 5: WHAT ITEM OF SPORTS CLOTHING WOULD YOU REFUSE TO WEAR?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Out of their minds. And rightfully so.
Carmen Electra vs. Pamela
Anderson with one bathing suit between them.
Take a deep breath … and
repeatedly throw up.
Oh, they can do it. Especially if each game they score more points than their opponent.
Leo’s sports bra.
LEO EBERSOLE
Finicky. Where was all this money when the Sox were playing the Indians for their postseason lives?
Mariano Rivera vs. Barry Bonds
in the World Series, not that that’s ever going to happen.
They hit the bars, but only at a .236 clip.
Not too shabby, given their remaining schedule. Bold prediction: They go down at Cincinnati on Nov. 20.
I’d wear a toga made of foot fungus before I’d put on anything Dallas Cowboys-related.
BAG BOY
That rarest of the rare:
White-collar Sox fans.
Cubs vs. White Sox in the World Series. If I pray hard enough, it can still happen this year.
Eat ice cream sundaes. Trust me, it works. I’ve needed lots of ice cream sundaes.
Not going to happen. If the ’85 Bears couldn’t do it, no one can.
I have spoken.
A rosin bag.
MIKE NORTH
Sorta, kinda wealthy.
Bobby Jenks vs. Albert Pujols with two outs in 9th.
Watch “Dallas” DVDs
I have a better chance at
a diploma.
Ronnie Woo-Woo’s Cubs Jersey, which hasn’t been washed for
three months!
WHIZZER
In Mike North’s tax bracket. You got a problem with that North? Come get me.
48-ounce Porterhouse vs. Whizzer. The Porterhouse never stood a chance.
Put on the ol’ iPod and crank up the tunes. And cry.
38 percent. Unless they lose a game. Then it’s 4 percent.
NBA shorts circa 1980. It would be, uh, too revealing.
