TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: How does a White Sox World Series Championship change the city of Chicago?
TOPIC 2: For you, what compares to the feeling you get when your own team wins a title?
TOPIC 3: Sox GM Kenny Williams proved his magical touch. What should he tackle next?
TOPIC 4: Jean Van de Velde, a male golfer, will try to qualify for the women’s British Open. Why?
TOPIC 5: What should Ron Artest do in his first game back?
SOX HAND
It makes it that much easier to make fun of Cleveland.
I would compare it to the sound of one hand clapping, one very
hungover hand.
World peace. Bet he gets it done by next Friday.
It’s a great way to meet the ladies.
I suggest he keep his hands to himself.
PHIL THOMPSON
It’s Cubs fans’ turn to be paranoid and jealous for the two, maybe three, days they’re not oblivious.
It’s the same feeling Bag Boy and I get when we play keep-away with Leo’s Cosmo Girl.
William Ligue, then Eric Dybas. Don’t ever say “tackle” around Sox people.
1) Blame Michelle Wie for playing men’s tournaments, and 2) he’s French.
Artest knows he has a hair trigger, but he’s not going to beat himself up about it. Because he’d die.
LEO EBERSOLE
You don’t have to pay to get a hug anymore.
It’s the same sensation I get when I bite into a York Peppermint Patty laced with jalapeno sauce.
He needs to shake up the cast of “ER” Frankly, I like the sound of Dr. Pierzynski.
He likes the night life. He likes to boogie.
Go all out: Violate the dress code, dye the hair and always refer to Ron Artest in the third person.
WHIZZER
The mayor’ll be in a good mood, so maybe we’ll get some more flower boxes.
I got chills when Cate Blanchett won an Oscar for her role in “The Aviator.” Chills.
Vacation. I got a place in the Bahamas. Call me. I make a mean mojito.
He’s been inspired by Sheryl Swoopes.
With a minute left, he should fake getting angry, dash into the crowd and … hug a fan.
KEVIN BARNICLE
It changes the city forever. We no longer play second fiddle to anyone.
Numbness. I still can’t believe this is happening. It’s 88 years down the drain.
Figuring out how he can ask fans to chip in to keep Paulie in Chi-town.
Uh, Whizzer just took a dump on my new shoes. Look at that guilty look on his face.
Play his smash hit rap CD over the speakers and watch 20,000 people jump him.
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