TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: What did Sunday’s Bears game show you?
TOPIC 2: With the World Series over, how do you spend your weekday evenings?
TOPIC 3: Assign an outdated pop song to the Cubs for 2006.
TOPIC 4: Is there something other Chicago teams can take from the White Sox success story?
TOPIC 5: Exactly what could a Bulls player do to “wow” Bulls coach Scott Skiles?
Jimmy Greenfield, Phil Thompson, Leo Ebersole, Whizzer, Bag Boy:
The NFC North is the worst division in NFL history.
That Steve Perry can be the Rally Monkey for all of Chicago. Fear the power of the mullet!
It shows me I need a new hobby to follow.
Defense wins championships.
It also crushes Lions.
Dick Jauron still knows how to keep a team from scoring– and winning.
Playing footsie with Donna Summer over a bottle of cheap wine and used fruit.
A toss-up between meditating, reading about the Renaissance or playing the slots.
Acting interested as Phil gives “One Tree Hill” updates. “They’re together? Super. Are … are you crying?”
Writing about my years in Polynesia with Marlon Brando: “Hugs & Knishes.”
Watching replays of the World Series.
“Everybody was Kung Fu fighting …”
“Hold Me” by Fleetwood Mac.
Def Leppard’s “Bringin’ on the Heartbreak.”
Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.”
Culture Club’s “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?”
All it takes to win is teamwork and a nutty Venezuelan with a bad case of potty mouth.
Nothing. This was all just a dream by Pamela Ewing.
You can be dominant as long as Detroit and Minnesota are in your division.
Be patient. Once every half-century, good things do happen.
If you tell enough people you’re the underdog, they start to believe it.
Explain that he has Wonder Twin powers and then turn into the shape of an NBA center.
Come up with a decent ABC comedy. That would impress the heck out of me.
Stop Gilbert Arenas from scoring.
Tickle him. Bet no one has ever done that.
Forget last year, focus on this year, but play like the 1998 Bulls.
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