1. The perfect plan
If you’re anything like me, you want to discourage trick-or-treaters from banging on your door all day Monday, and that’s why you have decided to give away “Bewitched” DVDs instead of candy.
2. Blood money
“Saw II” made boatloads of cash over the weekend, but then, musical comedies are hot right now.
3. That’s over, right?
Meanwhile, I’m not sure anything Monday is going to be more horrifying than hearing Journey’s Steve Perry sing “Don’t Stop Believin’ ” one more time.
4. Tricked out If anyone can explain what this Halloween costume is, I’d sure appreciate the help.
5. Hollywood ending
I read on eonline.com that California’s Movieland Wax Museum is scheduled to close for good Monday. I guess this means Tara Reid’s looking for a new home.
6. Two strikes
Apparently thieves stole the flying car from “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.” Unfortunately for them, it doesn’t actually fly, and it only impresses teen boys.
7. Use your head
Be safe this Halloween, and try to avoid the following candy combinations: Reese’s Pieces and Sugar Babies, Nerds and Bubble Yum, and Jim Beam and Peppermint Schnapps.
8. Waiting game
Based on Friday’s ruling, it looks like R. Kelly’s trial will continue–or, more specifically, continue to be delayed.
9. Final countdown
A new season of “That ’70s Show” starts this week. Tune in if you’d like to see the TV equivalent of a Corvette stripped of everything but the steering wheel.
