1. Nerd alert
“Jeopardy!” is coming out on DVD under the title “Jeopardy: An Inside Look at America’s Favorite Quiz Show.” It is titled this because “My Owner is Most Likely a Virgin” didn’t do as well in focus group testing.
2. Footnote
Yes, I bought “Star Wars” on DVD Tuesday and, yes, I’m a stinking hypocrite. Let’s just move on, shall we?
3. Tell me about it
It’s funny to think that Jessica Simpson could see herself working as a therapist instead of a singer, if only because either way she’d probably meet the same amount of people who listen to her music.
4. One down …
50 Cent told MTV he’s ready to end his beef with Jadakiss, whittling down the list of rappers he’s mad at to 4.35 million.
5. Ker-blam!
There are bad hair days and there are atomic hair days. We’ll let you guess which one Fergie had.
6. Say it ain’t so
Jamie Lee Curtis says she no longer accepts acting roles. Time to collect my money in the “Freaky Friday 2” office pool.
7. Yowza
Jennifer Love Hewitt has bought the rights to a magazine story about a Texas housewife who had a secret life as a prostitute. Sounds a tad more interesting than “Ghost Whisperer,” doesn’t it?
8. Safety watch
I’m reading that it’s still OK to eat turkey for Thanksgiving despite all this worrying over the bird flu. But be warned: All pumpkin pies should be considered dangerous and delivered to me immediately. I should also warn you about the fast-spreading Cool Whip Flu …
9. Come back
Dennis Rodman has settled a speeding ticket in Colorado, according to his lawyer. Not sure why I bring this up, other than that I miss Rodman.
