He’s a RedEye reader, he’s a fantastic human being, he’s Shaun Moody. If you see him out on the town, give him a round of applause. And e-mail us at redeyesports@tribune.com.
TOPIC 1: HAS ANYONE HERE EVER RECORDED A DEROGATORY SONG?
JIMMY GREENFIELD: My first album, “Greenfield sings Ebersole” included the holiday classic, “You son of a …!”
LEO EBERSOLE: One time in high school band I played the Michigan fight song, and I have never forgiven myself.
WHIZZER: I once taped me serenading Smurfette with “Blue Moon.” She was not amused.
EVIL SUPER-COMPUTER: I cut an acoustic version of “Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.” Talk about offensive.
SHAUN MOODY: I once recorded a little ditty about Jimmy’s hairy head, but that was many, many years ago.
TOPIC 2: HOW DO WE MARK THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE PISTONS-PACERS BRAWL?
JIMMY GREENFIELD: Send the Pistons and Pacers gift certificates to an FBI shooting range.
LEO EBERSOLE: With a Dr. Phil prime-time special: “Pistons and Pacers: Hugs, Not Slugs.”
WHIZZER: A somber candlelight vigil punctuated by a massive food fight.
EVIL SUPER-COMPUTER: Have a team of mimes re-enact the fight to the theme from “The Benny Hill Show.”
SHAUN MOODY: Free anger-management classes to the first 10,000 fans, plus the three that bought Ron Artest’s CD.
TOPIC 3: PREDICT THE BEARS’ FINISH TO THE REGULAR SEASON.
JIMMY GREENFIELD: They’ll go 0-7, but the players will lie to Lovie Smith and tell him they went 6-1.
LEO EBERSOLE: Whatever it is, they’ll somehow still end up a game behind Green Bay.
WHIZZER: I predict reader Shaun Moody’s predicts “12-4.” I predict Shaun feels like a fool when they finish 9-7.
EVIL SUPER-COMPUTER: They and the rest of planet Earth are overtaken by machines Dec. 7. I’ve said too much.
SHAUN MOODY: 12-4. Party on the love boat with the Vikings and a few FBI agents.
TOPIC 4: WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO GEOFF BLUM SIGNING WITH SAN DIEGO?
JIMMY GREENFIELD: I went into my room, closed the shades, turned on some AC/DC and wept.
LEO EBERSOLE: It was: Noooooo–actually this makes a lot of sense for him.
WHIZZER: I had no idea the Chargers were even interested in him.
EVIL SUPER-COMPUTER: I erased his credit history. You’ve been warned, Mr. Konerko.
SHAUN MOODY: Diapers are cheaper there. Way to go, Dad!
TOPIC 5: IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A BLOOD TEST RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD BE IN YOUR SYSTEM?
JIMMY GREENFIELD: Pepperoni.
LEO EBERSOLE: Coke, MSG and taco dust.
WHIZZER: My blood is 50 percent Diet Coke right now.
EVIL SUPER-COMPUTER: I have an extraordinarily high amount of raw code in my system. Bad sushi.
SHAUN MOODY: Blue and orange blood. Period. Go Bears!
