TODAY’S QUESTIONS
Leo Ebersole
Phillip Thompson
Whizzer
Mike North
Bag Boy
TOPIC 1: What throwback uniform do you want to see next?
I’d like to see the Indiana Pacers in ’70s-style prison uniforms.
The Redskins’ throwback. But let me just say the Bengals have always been my throw-up uniform.
Remember Mork? Remember his shirts and suspenders? Yeah? OK, that look on Leo.
The 1983 Be-Be’s hot dog stand yellow T-shirt with red lettering.
A Bears Super Bowl champion T-shirt.
TOPIC 2: Why would anyone steal those historic 1919 Sox newspapers from a library?
Dunno, but my advice to that person–ahem, Bag Boy–is to blame it on the voice in the cornfield.
Maybe Frank Thomas was checking his rookie year stats.
Because they didn’t have a library card. Oh, like nobody else has ever done this?
They need heat down on Lower Wacker Drive.
They look great framed in my basement. I mean, they’d look great framed in a basement.
TOPIC 3: If the Bears keep winning, what would make you pull Kyle Orton for Rex Grossman?
Nothing. You dance with the fuzzy Iowan that brought you.
(Shudder.)
Bribes work. I’ll take a new Xbox. I’ll even settle for the box for the new Xbox.
One game by Orton with negative passing yards. Oh, it’s possible.
If they are winning 39-0 in the Super Bowl.
Seriously in all seriousness? The beard might force my hand.
TOPIC 4: What sports programming do you want to see available for video iPod users?
Anything but “Around the Horn.”
A 10K “math-a-lon.” That’s what those pod geeks deserve. And, no, I’m not jealous. Much.
A video diary by those two former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders.
“The Mike North Morning Show,” of course, the greatest entertainment in the 21st Century.
Mr. North’s hyperventilating again. Mike, wanna borrow the bag?
TOPIC 5: The World Baseball Classic? Why? What’s the point?
So Mike Piazza and A-Rod can celebrate their herit–pfffft! Couldn’t keep a straight face.
It’s for Barry Bonds. The world is waiting to see this ugly American they keep hearing about.
Winner plays a best-of-five against the best team from Mars.
There is no point except to ruin Major League Baseball before the season starts.
I won’t acknowledge it. My World Baseball Classic was won by the Sox.
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