1. Cheap shot ahead
I think there’s only one way to sum up a week that started with the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and ended with a ton of snow: Kate-Moss-tastic.
2. Cold turkey
How much are you loving life if you’re a smoker in Chicago right now? Impending ban on smoking indoors, 8 inches of snow outdoors–what’s not to love?
3. Santa-buster
Some people get really excited about buying holiday gifts. It’s hard for me to share that enthusiasm when I see “Dukes of Hazzard” and “Fantastic 4” on the DVD shelves.
4. Lip service
It appears a piece of Kong has died on Jack Black’s upper lip.
5. Join the club
Nicole Linkletter was crowned “America’s Next Top Model.” She celebrated by trashing a hotel suite, dating a European businessman and co-starring in a buddy comedy with Jimmy Fallon.
6. Shocking
I can’t believe someone previewed Paris Hilton’s album and didn’t win a Congressional Medal of Honor for it.
7. Oh, c’mon
And we’re nominating Rob Thomas for a Grammy in a rock category? Cone of silence, activate!
8. You’re fired
In a recent interview, Madonna said she’s giving up bird hunting. Because the only easier target is her acting career.
9. Cheap surgery
In another recent interview, Johnny Depp threatened to bite the nose off anyone who takes pictures of his kids. No truth to the rumor Michael Jackson now wants to be a photographer.
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lebersole@tribune.com
