1. Where’s the censor?
50 Cent tells MTV Europe he just signed a deal to produce movies. Apparently obscenity laws aren’t as strict in Europe, so he can say that kind of thing.
2. Peace on Earth
In the heat of this whole “Christmas” vs. “Holiday” debate, I think we’re forgetting what the season is really about–namely, buying me cool iPod accessories.
3. Close call
Speaking of, I was reading about a company that makes boxers with a pocket for holding an iPod. Might want to take Pink Floyd’s “The Final Cut” off your playlist first …
4. Meeting of the minds
Howard Stern (left) and Jon Stewart discuss ways to get more midget porn into the news.
5. Define ‘fruit’
After taking a stab at healthier offerings, Wendy’s has discontinued the fruit bowl on its menu, but look for pineapple-shaped chicken nuggets soon.
6. Ape wonder
Let’s give it up for movie marketing. There’s a “King Kong” video game, some toys, candy. Still waiting on the nose hair trimmer though.
7. Bot commodity
Honda’s next-generation Asimo robot can perform new tasks, such as serving drinks and standing in for Carson Daly.
8. Diagnosis: Couch
Sports medicine doctors say men risk more injuries playing sports as they get older unless they slow down their pace. Way ahead of you, doc. Waaaay ahead.
9. Busy signal
The “cell phone bandit” pleaded guilty Tuesday. Wanna bet it was in between incoming calls?
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lebersole@tribune.com
