A person’s e-mail inbox is a personal space, which is why we used our imaginations to dream up what Kyle Orton’s (below) inbox looked like on Monday, the day his demotion became official.
12:01 a.m. DBrees@PurdueAlum …We beat the Colts!!! How’d you do?
7:07 a.m. ChadHutchinson@Surfer…Wanna get fish tacos? My treat.
9:15 a.m. OKreutz@Bears…Hey, an FBI range outing might cheer you up.
10:11 a.m. MMillen@Detroit …Have any interest in playing for the Lions?
10:45 a.m. SalesInfo@VIAGRA …BOOST YOUR PERFORMANCE
11:47 a.m.YourNo.1Fan@Ortons…Honey, does this affect Super Bowl ticket allocation?
12:24 p.m. KOrton@Yahoo …Reminder: You’re good enough, you’re smart enough …
12:56 p.m. MMillen@Detroit …Seriously, think about it. We have tall receivers!
1:47 p.m. dolls@buyvoodoo… Order confirmation: 1 Bears No. 8 voodoo doll.
2:30 p.m. ShowBooker@JSpringer…You’re on Wed. (“I’ve Been Demoted!”) Keep the beard!!!
3:27 p.m. GMAngelo@Bears …Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank …
4:01 p.m. MMillen@Detroit …[ SPAM ] Inbox was full so I left you a voice mail [ SPAM ]
