The Wearwolves headed out Saturday for Yappy Hour, sponsored by pet boutique Tails in the City. Since it was National Dress Up Your Pet Day, we invited RedEye’s prognosticating pooch Whizzer to be a special guest member of the Wolf Pack. Go Whizzer, go!
JOSIE, A YORKSHIRE TERRIER
WHIZZER: Smashing. From the classic gown to her “come hither” look.
THE GUYS: “If you look up my skirt again, I’m going to bite you!”
STEPHANIE: “Toto ain’t got nuthin’ on me.”
LUCY, A CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIEL
WHIZZER: The look says it all: “No, I’m not wearing underwear. What of it?”
THE GUYS: She’s too young to wear that short of a skirt.
STEPHANIE: Looks like her inner diva was unleashed.
LISA DIVEN AND FENWAY
WHIZZER: Pearls on red is a classy touch. Please tell me the dog isn’t a boy.
THE GUYS: Pearls always set apart the pure breeds from the mutts.
STEPHANIE: Friends fur-ever.
SOPHIE, A SHIH TZU
WHIZZER: Hello, Kitty on a doggy is like a Pam Anderson in a Harvard sweatshirt.
THE GUYS: Hello, Kitty has now infested the dog population.
STEPHANIE: Doggone pretty in Hello, Kitty.
MAX, A MALTESE
WHIZZER: Black on white always works. May I suggest a waxing?
THE GUYS: See, even dog parties have security.
STEPHANIE: This cute canine is a perfect 10.
LOBO, A PROUD MUTT
WHIZZER: Simply classic, even if the T is being worn backward.
THE GUYS: Family went to Florida, and all I got was this stupid T shirt.
STEPHANIE: It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and all I’m wearing is this T-shirt.
GIDGET, A ROTTWEILER
WHIZZER: I suggest accessorizing with two pairs of black pumps.
THE GUYS: Me Tarzan, you poodle.
STEPHANIE: This dog’s a total glamourpuss.
RUFUS, A LABRADOODLE
WHIZZER: And now, fresh from the new K-Fed clothing line for dogs, …
THE GUYS: These rappers and their bad language.
STEPHANIE: I know a few guys who should be wearing that shirt too.
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Jeff Worth
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Whizzer
GENIUS… YES, REALLY
