Wearwolves joined special guest Leo Ebersole on Thursday at the new-and-improved Club Reunion, 811 W. Lake St., for its weekly “All ’80s Class Reunion & Karaoke.” Here’s what Leo and the Wolf Pack found.
STEPHANIE WIELDEMAN
STEPHANIE: South Beach is THATAWAY.
THE GUYS: I know we’ve had a warm January, but it ain’t April yet, sweetheart.
LEO: I’d go out in my pajama pants, too, if they weren’t covered with race cars.
CHARLA BOND
STEPHANIE: Elegantly simply and simply elegant.
THE GUYS: Sweet, cute and boring as hell.
LEO: Classy, coordinated–everything that I am not.
KENNY JOHNSON
STEPHANIE: All zipped up and nowhere to go.
THE GUYS: Garanimals for grown-ups.
LEO: Put your hands together for Britney Spears’ new security guard.
KOBE BROOKS
STEPHANIE: How many synthetic fibers died to make that coat?
THE GUYS: A lesson on how to make a beautiful coat look horrible.
LEO: … and in his spare time, he chops firewood with his jeans.
STEPHANIE GARDNER
STEPHANIE: Overly posed, but cute clothes.
THE GUYS: Miss America meets “Dancing With the Stars.”
LEO: I don’t care what these other guys say, I’m giving a standing ovation.
ADAMA HENRY
STEPHANIE: Has anyone seen Batgirl’s boots?
THE GUYS: The boots make me afraid to say anything but, “Yes ma’am, I’d like another.”
LEO: Those boots were made for “The Matrix.”
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Stephanie Sack
OWNER VIVE LA FEMME
Jeff Worth & Ralph Fasano
OWNERS OF HIS STUFF
Leo Ebersole
REDEYE’S KNOW-IT-ALL
