1. On a mission
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were in Switzerland on Wednesday after recent visits to London and Haiti. The goal is for Angelina to have morning sickness in all seven continents.
2. Spread the cheer
The United Nations has named Nicole Kidman a goodwill ambassador, effective as soon as every single copy of “Bewitched” is found and destroyed.
3. Worse and worster
Entertainment Weekly just recommended a book called
“50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours.” Look for me in there. Three times.
4. Passing the torch
“Your journey to the Dark Side is nearly complete, my young apprentice.”
5. Super star
You probably saw on the back page that Motley Crue got a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. Yeah, if you ever want to find it ask for the star that smells of booze and 40-year-old women.
6. Awww …
“Commander in Chief” star Geena Davis tells Reader’s Digest she met her husband when her dog bit him on the butt. Here’s to love at first sight.
7. Watch it
Look out for a new virus called the Kama Sutra worm, which, security experts are warning, can infect a computer 4,761 different ways.
8. A win-win
Bravo, West Virginia, for letting people play video games in gym class. The geeks have something to take interest in, and the jocks can throw dodgeballs at them while they’re doing it.
9. Stood up
The only thing more awesome than James Frey (right) defending his memoir on Oprah on Thursday would be if he was lying all along about coming on the show. Bad career move, yes, but the look on Oprah’s face … priceless.
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lebersole@tribune.com
