Teri Hatcher
The guys: Gypsies, tramps and whaa?
Kyra: Wisteria lame.
Gina: She’s too hot to be a housewife.
Fiona Apple
The guys: Don’t ever match your dress to your skin tone.
Kyra: Where’s the bucket of blood? Carrie arrives at the Grammys.
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani
The guys: Don’t say nothin’ bad about my girl Gwen. Who’s that with her?
Kyra: I’m respectful of the baby bump, but what does PETA have to say about this misuse of animal print?
Gina: Call Gavin Bam-Bam, because Gwen looks like a bleach-blond Pebbles.
Beyonce
The guys: I think Mom stopped making the outfits.
Kyra: She looks shapely, sexy and classy.
Gina: Jessica Rabbit would be proud.
Donni Rai
The guys: Girl worked her pose so hard, her dress popped open in the back.
Kyra: This dress says, “I’ve got to get back on stage by midnight.”
Gina: Didn’t anyone tell her that there wouldn’t be a pole on stage?
Sheryl Crow
The guys: Is she wearing black because of the breakup?
Kyra: If Sheryl doesn’t ditch this frumpy look, she may have a hard time rejoining the singles scene.
Gina: Definitely a mistake!
Kelly Clarkson
The guys: That black dress looks a little old for her.
Kyra: I haven’t thought about shaving, since you’ve been gone.
Gina: PETA wants to know how many poodles were used to make that dress.
Ludacris
The guys: “See, I didn’t take nothing!”
Kyra: “That’s right, YOU can’t afford this suit.”
Gina: “She betta have my money!”
GRAMMY TRENDSPOTTING
WHITE AND CREAM DOMINATED THE GREEN CARPET THIS YEAR.
COMMON
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
SEAN PAUL
CIARA
JOHN LEGEND
MARY J. BLIGE
GRAMMY TRENDSPOTTING
MANY WOMEN BARED ALL … ALL THEIR SHOULDERS, THAT IS.
INDIA.ARIE
EVE
JENNA ELFMAN
FANTASIA
FERGIE
KIMBERLY ELISE
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WEARWOLVES
Jeff Worth & Ralph Fasano
OWNERS OF HIS STUFF
Kyra Kyles
REDEYE REPORTER AND “GOING PUBLIC” COLUMNIST
Gina B.
WRITES REDEYE’S FRIDAY SEX COLUMN “THE GINA SPOT”
