TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Pinpoint the biggest concern for the Cubs heading into camp?
Jimmy Greenfield: Trying to find time to meet with President Carter.
Phillip Thompson: I refuse to say injuries. This injury curse is just a bunch of (the keyboard breaks).
Leo Ebersole: Did they bring enough bug-swatters, or do they need to get Corey Patterson back?
Mike North: Overconfidence.
Bag Boy: Improved cell phone reception for fans in the new bleachers.
TOPIC 2: And now how about for the Sox?
Greenfield: Electing a teammate to replace Frank Thomas as camp nuisance.
Thompson: Since Ozzie snubbed Bush, they’ll be watched on a different kind of satellite TV from now on.
Ebersole: Did they remember to pack enough World Champions hats for their run-ins with the Cubs?
North: That the concession stands can handle the 22,000 people on Monday and Tuesday nights.
Bag Boy: Where will they seat the President during next year’s World Series?
TOPIC 3: Offer Bode Miller another profession.
Greenfield: The Flying Tomato’s bucket boy.
Thompson: Gate crasher.
Ebersole: Deliveryman. When it absolutely, positively must get there after a drinking binge …
North: PR man.
Bag Boy: Live-action version of Duff Man. OH, YEAH!
TOPIC 4: What illegal racecar modification should be made legal in NASCAR?
Greenfield: NASCAR vehicles should be allowed to get Howard Stern.
Thompson: Forget NASCAR, I see people on the street who have made “illegal modifications to the rear.”
Ebersole: Let drivers use a fifth wheel. Bag Boy’s available.
North: Isn’t everything legal?
Bag Boy: All cars should include two steering wheels for the pairs competition.
TOPIC 5: If someone made a real movie about Harry Caray, who could play Caray?
Greenfield: Llerref Lliw. Ti touba tboud on.
Thompson: Sir Anthony Hopkins. Or Sir Elton John. Or Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Ebersole: A majority of Cubs fans know the obvious answer here: Sean Connery.
North: Easy. Rip Torn as Artie from “The Larry Sanders Show.”
Bag Boy: Brian Cox. Oh, I know my actors. Oh, yes, I know them.
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