TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Would you be willing to share one fantasy baseball tip with our readers?
Jimmy Greenfield: Never, ever take a linebacker until the 10th round.
Phillip Thompson: A “snake draft” isn’t a reference to leaving your fly open. Learned that the hard way.
Leo Ebersole: Avoid anyone with the last name “Garciaparra.”
Brian Moore: Just a hunch, but don’t pick Barry Bonds. He won’t play much longer.
Bag Boy: No. Go get your own. Seriously, beat it. What? My secrets are mine alone. Scram.Giggling that the Bulls just announced a ticket price increase.
TOPIC 2: Less than a month left in the Bulls schedule. How will you spend it?
Jimmy Greenfield: Giggling that the Bulls just announced a ticket price increase.
Phillip Thompson: Throwing darts at players to see who’s trade bait. And I mean throw ’em at the actual players.
Leo Ebersole: Counting down the days until they blow their lottery picks.
Brian Moore: Preparing to collect on a bet from a sucker who picked the Bulls to finish ahead of the Pacers.
Bag Boy: With my chin up, my eyes on next season and my arms around my keg.
TOPIC 3: Another wild four days of NCAA hoops. What was the best part this time?
Jimmy Greenfield: Adam Morrison’s intensity. Get him, John Paxson.
Phillip Thompson: That Bag Boy found someone else in sports whom people call Big Baby.
Leo Ebersole: George Mason once again. Punches in the groin for everybody.
Brian Moore: Gonzaga and Adam Morrison losing, then crying like babies.
Bag Boy: LSU’s Tyrus Thomas will be dunking on the Bulls regularly some day soon.
TOPIC 4: Name one thing you like about new Bears QB Brian Griese.
Jimmy Greenfield: He has absolutely no idea what mayhem awaits him.
Phillip Thompson: He joins Bryan Robinson as the only Bears to ever hurt themselves tripping over their dogs.
Leo Ebersole: He lifted Tampa Bay from “middling franchise” to “weakest NFC playoff team.”
Brian Moore: He’s not hurt yet.
Bag Boy: He’s not Joey Harrington.
TOPIC 5: Any nagging injuries of your own to report before Opening Day?
Jimmy Greenfield: I just saw a doctor and apparently I’m bald.
Phillip Thompson: Broken heart. Happens every year to Cubs fans, and it never fully heals.
Leo Ebersole: I gagged when Bag Boy came to work dressed like Paula Abdul. I’m day-to-day.
Brian Moore: Knee-jerk-reaction-itis from fearing the worst every time a Cubs pitcher feels “the twinge.”
Bag Boy: I work with Phil, Leo, Jimmy and Brian so, yes, I have plenty of nagging pain every damn day.
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