1. Go figure
Snoop Dogg is writing a novel aimed at attracting female fans, which, apparently, “Girls Gone Wild Doggystyle” failed to do.
2. A cut above
In accordance with team rules, Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski gets a haircut Thursday. Keep reading to see how it turned out.
3. On both counts
PETA has begun its search for the world’s sexiest vegetarian. All we know for sure is that I’m completely and totally disqualified.
4. Line 1: ‘Ring’
Mariah Carey has signed a deal to write and record ringtones. Yes, because what you’re really listening for in a ringtone is the sharp writing.
5. New wrinkle
ABC is talking to Mick Jagger about appearing in a new comedy. I’m guessing this is some kind of remake of “Tales From the Crypt.”
6. Wigging out
Gaaaaah! Put it back! Put it back!
7. Every good turn …
“Wheel of Fortune’s” Vanna White got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Thursday. The ceremony hit a brief snag when Vanna tried to flip it over to reveal a vowel.
8. Goodnight everybody
Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a model named Bar Refaeli. On the off chance he dumps her for Barbara Bush, we can accuse him of Bar-hopping. … (Sigh.)
9. Fumble!
Yesterday, I mentioned a survey that said Australia had the highest rate of sexual satisfaction. I was wrong. It’s actually Austria. In other news, a new survey finds that the literacy rate among Leo Ebersoles is plummeting.
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