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Quoting from “The Simpsons” is as natural as taking candy from a baby, but The Onion has gone the extra mile. The Onion’s A.V. Club presents 10 great Simpsons lines and how to apply them to everyday life.
During a 1997 episode, for example, The Comic Book Guy remarks, “Ohhh. I’ve wasted my life,” just as a missile is about to kill him.
The Onion’s real-life suggestion: “Useful at virtually any moment of self-realization or self-awareness, unless you cured cancer today or something, big shot.”
Other great Simpsons lines with real-life uses, according to The Onion:
– “Stupid TV! Be more funny!”
– “May all your disgraces be private!”
– “To start, press any key. Where’s the ANY key?”
– “Aaaannnd heeerrre come the pretzels …”
