The Web is drunk with “Idol” drinking games (we’re talking about Kool-Aid, of course). Here are some we found at sorryigotdrunk.com, wape951.com and rockstarmommy.com:
– Drink every time Randy says “dawg,” “dude” or “man.”
– Drink every time Paula is hot and bothered by a hot male contestant. Drink twice if he sings directly to her.
– Drink if Paula doesn’t tell a contestant that he or she is “amazing” or “I love you.”
– Drink if twins sing together.
– Drink if Paula stutters, stammers or hangs on Simon’s arm.
– Drink if Simon refers to a singer as “cabaret,” “karaoke” or something you’d find in a “lounge,” “wedding,” “cruise” or “hotel bar.”
– Drink if Ryan Seacrest makes some reference to someone’s apparel that most straight men would never know.
– Drink if Taylor Hicks dips sideways or says “whoo!” or “Soul Patrol!”
