1. Cherished memories
Savor that special feeling you had this morning after the long weekend with family or friends. Sure, it was probably heartburn, but it’ll be with you for the next 8 to 10 hours.
2. Checking it twice
Reports out of Namibia say Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s baby is healthy, but doctors are making sure mom hasn’t received any parenting advice from Britney Spears just to be safe.
3. Support system
The pressure on this child to live up to her parents’ beauty is already pretty high, so it will be important for Pitt and Jolie to encourage her to see a good plastic surgeon.
4. The shallow end
I’m kidding, of course. Looks aren’t everything, even in Hollywood. No, the true mark of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt’s success will be how much money she earns.
5. Hop in
Quick, Ryan Seacrest–to the Dweeb Mobile!
6. In your dreams
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were in town Monday, leading millions of local singles to cling to the fact that they never technically announced they are a couple.
7. In the mix
Paris Hilton says her new album will mix reggae, pop and hip-hop. And as soon as she can find some singing talent, she’ll throw that in too.
8. See no evil
Paris’ album will have a song called “Stars Are Blind”–like, for instance, when they sign record deals.
9. Rolling along
The company that makes Segway scooters reportedly wants to make a public stock offering in the near future. Prices are expected to move slowly and take up most of the sidewalk.
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