1. The new ‘perky’
Starting Thursday, America will no longer be waking up with Katie Couric. The good news is there’s an alternative. The bad news is the alternative involves hooking your nipples up to a car battery.
2. How hot is it?
Amazing weather this week. I’m sweating like Paul McCartney at a divorce hearing.
3. So fresh, so clean
From the look of it, Kevin Federline really cleaned up for that new magazine photo shoot, and it’s no wonder: Britney recently added a toxic spill cleanup crew to her team of stylists.
4. She’s a lady
The new Batwoman will be a lesbian, DC Comics has announced. It’s definitely a creative gamble. The fact that she makes love to women totally alienates most comic-book fans.
5. Hey now
Batwoman won’t have any new powers, but her utility belt now includes spare keys to Wonder Woman’s apartment.
6. Take it off
Jack Black’s career as a professional wrestling stripper begins.
7. Glory days
This Denise Richards-Heather Locklear love triangle is fascinating. I’d say it’s straight out of high school, but I spent most of high school duct-taped inside a locker.
8. Fast forward
Watching the ad for the Adam Sandler movie “Click” makes you grateful for having your own remote control–especially the “off” button.
9. Get some sun
Donald Trump plans to build his latest condo tower along the beach in Honolulu. His hair had been asking for a vacation home.
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