1. Let’s go
On Monday, we were told Getty Images would release photos of the Bradgelina baby. Then Tuesday, we find out People magazine bought the rights. Somebody release these stupid photos before we’re popping quarters into a booth on Belmont.
2. Mommy and me
A photo leaked on the Internet claims to be the first of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, but you can tell it’s a fake because the baby doesn’t have tattoos.
3. Big news
Christina Aguilera’s next album will actually be a two-disc set. It’s like finding out your rent just doubled.
4. Wide open
Take a good look at this photo. It’s the last time Vince Vaughn (right) lets Fabio dress him for an event.
5. Heaven scent
Talk show host Montel Williams will speak to New Jersey lawmakers about legalizing medical marijuana in the state. It’s a good move to consider for the state, as reeking of pot might actually be an upgrade.
6. High exposure
The Hallmark Channel has acquired the TV rights to “The March of the Penguins.” It’ll be rated TV-MA for brief penguin nudity.
7. Stepping up
“I’m going on this ride, and I hope I don’t vomit,” says Meredith Vieira about taking over for Katie Couric. Meredith, you’re hosting the “Today” show, not “Fear Factor.”
8. Petty differences
Nick Cannon and Bow Wow are in a war of words? Makes 50 Cent vs. The Game look like World War II.
9. Cheap shot ahead
Wow, sounds like Keanu Reeves really wants a wife. I’d advise him to be himself, but that might require acting.
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