Gemini
May 21-June 21
The sun has you manifesting multiple personalities. You want to marry your honey, but you’d also like to wring his neck. You want to settle down with your girlfriend, yet you never want to see her again. Yikes.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
The sun is entering your sign, bringing a lucky four weeks. You’ll find it easier to seduce luscious strangers, if that’s your thing. Or you’ll enjoy a time of greater ecstasy with your current flame. It’s hard to stay depressed when things are so darned good.
Leo
July 23-Aug. 22
Mars is inspiring you to lay down the law in the bedroom. Nobody is allowed to mess up your silk sheets. Girls can’t store their products in your bathroom until the fourth date. Hear the Lion roar, already.
Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Uranus is going retrograde, which means you’ve still got your head up your butt. You refuse to see the truth about a relationship. Trust me. Things are not as they seem. Do a little detective work and sniff for clues.
Libra
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
You’re in a bountiful and forgiving mood. If your honey was unfaithful, you’ll welcome her back. If your guy forgot to tell you about his past felony arrest, you’ll tell him you don’t care. The sun is turning you into a saint, which is weird.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
Mars says pay attention to those psychic instincts. If you have a premonition that your honey is up to something, find out if you’re right. Or if you have a Eureka about a solution to your romantic problems, act on it.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Two planets are conspiring to get you laid this week. You’ll feel better if you just let nature take its course. Mars says go for it tonight and ask questions later. And Saturn says, “My needs must be met, at any cost!”
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
The summer solstice always kicks up some positive emotional energy, and you’re looking at life in a whole new way. Maybe being single is the best thing that ever happened to you. Or perhaps your wife giving birth to triplets isn’t the end of the world.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Your affectionate nature often gets you in trouble because you bond with people very quickly. Others may misinterpret your warmth as true love when it’s really just a generalized niceness. The moon is reminding you not to be so damned nice.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
A third quarter moon is showing you that you’re making progress in the romantic department. You figured out exactly what it is that drives you nuts about your partner. Or you’re coming to peace with your single yet fabulous status. Things are looking up.
Aries
March 21-April 19
You’re soaking up attention from several sexy someones. Enjoy a week of major flirtation. You could get into some sweaty trouble if you try. If you want to indulge in a casual encounter, go ahead and let off some steam.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
Your mom thinks your boyfriend is no good for you because he doesn’t shave often enough. Your best friend has your love life all figured out for you and wants you to ditch the chick who is making demands. Jupiter says follow your own counsel.
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