TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: What dangerous sporting activity does your contract prohibit you from doing?
Jimmy Greenfield: It’s sad. My contract prohibits me from wearing a helmet while motorcycling.
Phillip Thompson: Dumpster diving. And I didn’t realize they made contracts for work-release programs.
Leo Ebersole: Signing with the Detroit Lions.
Mike North: Playing Golden Tee at The Score during commercials. It causes carpal tunnel.
Bag Boy: I am to keep 3,000 miles between me and all English soccer fans at all times.
TOPIC 2: How does JJ Redick’s DWI charge affect his draft status?
Jimmy Greenfield: It appears the Oakland Raiders are now verrrrry interested.
Phillip Thompson: Please, a DWI charge is just an appetizer at Duke.
Leo Ebersole: He falls from “lottery mistake” in the first round to “token white guy” early in the second.
Mike North: That may actually raise his status unless it’s found he was drinking with the lacrosse team.
Bag Boy: It doesn’t, but he can’t participate in the next “American Idol.”
TOPIC 3: Give the NBA draft prospects visiting the Bulls one Chicago tourist tip.
Jimmy Greenfield: You simply must take a car ride down the Dan Ryan on Friday afternoon.
Phillip Thompson: Don’t be put off by the deep frying, that’s how all the salads are made here.
Leo Ebersole: Want to see the largest trove of Kelly Clarkson memorabilia? I’ll ask Phil when he’ll be home.
Mike North: Men, please hold on to your purses when you walk down the street.
Bag Boy: Don’t let JJ Redick drive.
TOPIC 4: Why didn’t France score in Tuesday’s World Cup match?
Jimmy Greenfield: And be impolite? Mon dieu!
Phillip Thompson: Oh, the French always score. You just might not realize it for a couple days.
Leo Ebersole: They’re still in the habit of laying down their weapons when Germans are around.
Mike North: How can you score goals when the pregame brunch is fresh strawberries and Dom Perignon?
Bag Boy: I spotted many of the Swiss players dressed as large slices of cheese.
TOPIC 5: How would Mark Cuban celebrate his Mavs winning the NBA crown?
Jimmy Greenfield: A quiet meal with his polo club pals.
Phillip Thompson: He talked about wearing a Speedo and Elton John jacket. Now I know Jimmy is involved.
Leo Ebersole: He’ll combust … and draw a fine from the league when pieces of him land on the court.
Mike North: He buys a Dairy Queen.
Bag Boy: BUY THE CUBS! BUY THE CUBS! BUY THE CUBS!
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