1. Hanging around
Highlights magazine just turned 60 years old. Sure, the sex tips aren’t as good as the ones in Men’s Health, but it’s still got the best hidden-picture puzzle in the industry.
2. Oh, come on
Taylor Hicks has been named the hottest bachelor in the land. I think I speak for a large group of men when I wonder where the hell these standards were when I was a college freshman.
3. He’s ba-ack
The guy who plays Jigsaw in “Saw” says his character is not dead and will be back in “Saw 3,” which is great because the kids need a movie to go see after “Cars.”
4. Old hat
Tony Bennett will duet with Bono and Paul McCartney on his next album … just as soon as the Field Museum releases him from the King Tut exhibit.
5. Get in the ring
“Celebrity Death Match” returns to MTV Friday. Ooh, ooh! I pick Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson!
6. Confession time
Paris Hilton is promoting the release of a new fragrance. I’m set to promote my own shortly after lunch.
7. Kick it
Clint Eastwood will receive the Golden Boot. I got one of those, too, although I’m guessing Clint’s isn’t for wearing sneakers to the club.
8. When art attacks
Vince Vaughn (above) and Hugh Jackman (below) star in “Attack of the Freakishly Large Movie Posters.”
9. Have some decency
CBS is appealing a $3.3 million FCC fine over a group sex scene on an episode of “Without A Trace.” Because if you can’t show orgies on TV, what’s next?
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