1. Road rules
It seems unsafe for Brad and Angelina’s young son Maddox to be driving an ATV, but, to be fair, Nick Lachey’s allowed to ride one.
2. Horror show
What a magical opening night of “Rock Star: Supernova.” I haven’t heard screams like that since I went to see “Mission: Impossible III.”
3. What about Dave?
It looks like “Rock Star” host Dave Navarro has been replaced by a cyborg programmed to say three things: (1) “That was insane.” (2) “That was awesome.” (3) “That was insane.”
4. Safety first
You’re looking at the set of a new reality show in which contestants pick whether they want to ride shotgun with a bear cub or Lindsay Lohan. So far, 94 percent have picked the bear.
5. Fools on parade
The “American Idols Live” tour started in New Hampshire on Wednesday, almost like the presidential primaries do, only “Idols Live” is way more taxing and annoying.
6. Raw materials
NASA says bird poop may have survived Tuesday’s launch of the shuttle Discovery. And suddenly North Korea has an idea for its next missile.
7. Back in time
ABC changed the name of its comedy about a group of guys who plot to rob Mick Jagger from “Let’s Rob …” to “The Knights of Prosperity.” A bold move, really, trying to attract the Medieval Times crowd.
8. Attention everybody
Rush Limbaugh won’t face criminal charges over the Viagra found in his luggage. I’m sure he’s thrilled that everybody knows the truth about that.
9. Baby boom
Did you see the news that the U.S. population is getting close to 300 million? Thanks, Kevin Federline!
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