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I’m so proud of the Republicans in Congress. They are trying their best to keep gays from being married, locking up the two or three people who burn the flag every 10 years or so and not having Paris Hilton pay any estate tax. Way to go.
If I can come up with any more pressing issues, I will certainly contact my representative. But I doubt it. Taking care of these issues just about covers it.
