1. Tooth be told
Universal may go ahead with a new Dracula movie. Dick Cheney’s the early favorite to star.
2. Drain man
And if you can’t wait a few years to watch a movie that sucks, “Little Man” is headed into theaters soon.
3. Bitter end
It was shocking to hear that Mancow went out like Star Jones, and by that I mean leaving with an expired contract, not a slap-fight with Barbara Walters.
4. Fool us once
The stars of “You, Me and Dupree” confuse everyone by posing for photos as “Me,” “Dupree” and “You.”
5. Translation?
You can watch the trailer for the new Rocky movie online. It’s less of a joke than you’d think, but it could still use subtitles whenever Sly Stallone talks.
6. Let it die
There are rumors of yet another season of “The Simple Life” on E! That just shows how special stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are–they get 15-minute episodes of fame.
7. I’m your man
Pearl Jam has pledged $100,000 to groups that focus on climate change and renewable energy. Excuse me while I turn down the AC and stock the fridge with Red Bull.
8. Party’s over
There’s a funny report out of Hong Kong that says a drunk Jackie Chan interrupted a musical performance and tried to conduct the band. Jackie, it’s time to consider using a stunt double.
9. Circus act
“Project Runway” starts a new season Wednesday with the tag line “Everyone’s on pins and needles,” which, if it were true, might actually get me to watch.
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