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LADIES: WHY WAIT years after tying the knot to begin adding pounds? Start right away at your wedding banquet with Tidy-Bride ($150 and up), a silk apron that slips over your bridal gown and protects it from gravy, nachos, BBQ sauce, etc. When its inventor saw a bride leave her gourmet meal untouched for fear of spilling on her $7,000 gown, Tidy-Bride was born. “Of course, Tidy-Bride can also be worn with nothing at all,” says a company press release. “So now we also offer a black silk Naughty Bride.”
