Slaymaker’s Fine Art Gallery hosted a benefit for the Center on Halsted last weekend. It was a Pink Party, but some guests didn’t get the memo.
ADAM KOERBER
The guys: Show me the pink!
Jabari: Are those the same flip-flops he wore to the beach last week?
Phnewfula: Will the money being raised go to fixing his wardrobe?
DAVE BONINI
The guys: With that grin–I think not.
Jabari: Saint. Elsewhere.
Phnewfula: Real men wear pink–and accessorize!
DEANTHONY LUCAS
The guys: White flip-flops are perfect for summer.
Jabari: Stripes are right, but thong flip-flops are wrong.
Phnewfula: Jazzy, snazzy and sho’ ’nuff happy!
SARAH KAUFMANN
The guys: Suburban mom dowdy.
Jabari: Is she a party girl or kindergarten teacher?
Phnewfula: “Little House on the Prairie ’06!”
KAORI ASANO
The guys: Cute and flirty!
Jabari: She should have said no to the balloon bracelet.
Phnewfula: Cute balloon bracelet, bad marshmallow white shoes.
JONATHAN GOODMAN
The guys: The suspenders killed this.
Jabari: It’s just wrong.
Phnewfula: Winner of the George Michael look-alike contest!
Ralph Fasano & Jeff Worth
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Phnewfula Frederiksen
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