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Leo

July 23-Aug. 22

The moon is putting you in a forgiving mood. So your honey had a weak moment and slept with your sister. Who can blame him? She’s awfully cute. Or maybe your girlfriend hooked up with Thorn, her personal trainer. You believe her when she says it didn’t mean anything.

Virgo

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Just when you’d given up on romance, a relationship is on the front burner again. Mercury is enhancing your timing, helping you to finally make a love connection. Or maybe it’s a lust connection. Whatever you want to call it, you’re having fun.

Libra

Sept. 23-Oct. 23

You and your honey need to work at it if you want to stay in synch. The moon is increasing your impatience. Don’t lash out at your sweetheart. Avoid the paranoid approach. Your lover isn’t out to get you, no matter what you think.

Scorpio

Oct. 24-Nov. 21

Venus has you feeling hot and bothered. You can no longer conceal your lust for a certain someone. It’s OK to make a move. Just don’t be vulgar about it. Aim for seduction, not an episode of random groping.

Sagittarius

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

The element of the bizarre has entered your relationship. Pluto is amping up the freak factor. Your honey just announced that she’s an alien. Your boyfriend has shown you his collection of voodoo dolls and sharp pins. Stay tuned for more developments.

Capricorn

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Chemistry may be brewing with someone who isn’t your usual type. Mercury is encouraging you to be more open-minded about potential partners. Realize that love can sometimes turn up in a surprising package.

Aquarius

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You could have a sudden setback in your romance. The moon has you wondering if you’re truly compatible. Get your concerns out in the open and try to figure out if the two of you really want the same things.

Pisces

Feb. 19-March 20

Kinky energies are stirring, courtesy of Venus. You’ll want to shake things up in the bedroom. Surprise your sweetheart with a bold gesture. It could be time to pull out the handcuffs, the blindfold, and a pint of whipped cream.

Aries

March 21-April 19

You and your partner might clash over silly things this week. A moon opposition is generating stupid arguments. Does it really matter which drawer your honey puts his socks in? Is your partner’s dog and his poor bathroom habits the end of the world?

Taurus

April 20-May 20

Multiple flirtations are happening, and these tempting encounters are overheating your libido. You’re in the mood to go to bed first and ask questions later. If you’re not careful, Venus will turn you into a love ’em and leave ’em dude.

Gemini

May 21-June 21

It’s time for a good friend to set you straight about your latest romantic dilemma. Be sure that you listen to him or her. Mercury says talk things over with an understanding buddy. Love is complicated, and two brains are always smarter than one.

Cancer

June 22-July 22

Mars is making you way too obsessed with your appearance. So you don’t yet have killer abs. Big deal. Love handles are useful. They give your honey something to hang onto. Don’t be hateful of your body. It’s a good thing to have.

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