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For once, someone outside of Tom Cruise’s circle of known celebrity Scientologists has laid claim to seeing Baby Suri.
Suri might not have a fancy wax figure like Baby Shiloh, but Jada Pinkett Smith called her “gorgeous” to People magazine. We’re not saying Jada has been coached by Tom, but we put her comments through the Celebrity Translator.
“She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life.”
TRANSLATOR: “I’m so sick of all these non-sweet babies running around Hollywood chain-smoking and voting Republican.”
“She’s beautiful, and they’re very happy, and they need to be left alone.”
TRANSLATOR: “I don’t know how I became their publicist, but I urge you to leave them alone or we’ll all be sued.
