UNDER COVER
1. “Rocky” has been named the greatest sweat shirt movie of all time by clothing maker Russell Athletic. I guess we’re not counting any of Steve Carell’s shirtless scenes.
2. Detour
You Tube suffered an outage Tuesday, forcing millions of people looking for stupidity caught on video tape to visit Britney Spears’ official Web site.
3. SoaP watch
Three days until “Snakes on a Plane.” America hasn’t been this excited for a bunch of reptiles since “The View” announced its new roster.
4. Checking out
Moments after winning the $12 million prize at the World Series of Poker, Jamie Gold makes the unfortunate decision to cash out with 3 million buffet vouchers.
5. Battle stations
Fox’s lineup for “Celebrity Duets” will include Xena. Because why let “Flavor of Love” hog all the warrior princesses on reality TV?
6. In stores now
Christina Aguilera has a new album out, in case you were wondering why everything made of glass is broken today.
7. Hold it
This just in: There’s going to be a third “Ace Ventura” movie. Did “Dumb and Dumberer” teach us nothing?
8. International affairs
While promoting his album in Australia, Nick Lachey said he finds it “bizarre” that he and Jessica Simpson get so much attention outside of the U.S. Apparently Nick’s handlers have yet to inform him that other countries have TV.
9. Turn back the clock
In a new interview, magician David Copperfield says he has found the fountain of youth, and he says he’s excited by the prospect of knocking 150 years off his life.
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