The Wolf Pack saw some nightmarish visions at Vision nightclub on Friday.
SARAH ESBO
The guys: No one is the right age for this outfit.
Monique: Trying out for a job at Hooters.
Phnewfula: She was just cast in the sequel, “Bring It On: One Mo’ Time.”
DAVE NEAL
The guys: A step above basic. Keep trying.
Monique: Linen trousers, silk shirt needed–in other words, a new outfit.
Phnewfula: His shirt makes chicks very sleeeepy.
TIA FERNANDO
The guys: If you’re going to wear that hat, get black stiletto boots.
Monique: This outfit is as busy as a road map.
Phnewfula: I’d rather hear nails on a chalkboard than see this!
WALLY SODONKIE
The guys: A come-hither look and a run-for-your-life outfit.
Monique: Those shoes do not match a thing.
Phnewfula: Red Rover, Red Rover, send your stylist over!
STEPHANIE NEAL
The guys: Bet she spent all night saying, “My eyes are up here.”
Monique: The wrong top with the wrong bottom. A skirt or flowing pants would work.
Phnewfula: Is she wearing a Barbie dress as a top?
JI YEON
The guys: Summery, sophisticated. Shoes are a great touch.
Monique: First–those gold shoes. Second–that big orange construction worker stripe.
Phnewfula: B+ for effort; she did try!
