The Wolf Pack wasn’t too impressed with the red carpet looks at last week’s MTV Video Music Awards.
AMY LEE
The guys: Oh … my … goth.
Phnewfula: If Count Dracula had a wife …
Monique: Get rid of the roach stompers.
WYCLEF JEAN
The guys: Three looks in one–gangsta, cowboy and hip-hop–very creative.
Phnewfula: The jeans are horrid, and that ascot is so out of place.
Monique: Reminds me of a farmer in his Sunday best. He needs linen pants.
BROOKE HOGAN
The guys: A little Vegas show girlish.
Phnewfula: She looks like a very well dressed drag queen.
Monique: Me Brooke, you Tarzan.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
The guys: Great three-piece look, but maybe for someone older.
Phnewfula: He must have borrowed his grandpa’s suit. It’s waaay too big.
Monique: At his age, a two-piece suit will do. It wasn’t a wedding.
PARIS HILTON
The guys: She’s all twisted up.
Phnewfula: The shoes are so hot, I’ll forgive the wrapping-paper dress.
Monique: Somewhere a Keebler elf is running around barefoot.
JOHN LEGEND
The guys: Looks clean, bright and crisp.
Phnewfula: He is so bringing “Miami Vice” sexy back!
Monique: He pulled off a suit–BRAVO!
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