1. And in this corner
If you missed it–and if so you were lucky–Storm Large was booted off “Rock Star.” Farewell, Storm. The world of semi-pro wrestling beckons.
2. Hey now
Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz are to be co-stars again in a movie called “A Little Game Without Consequences.” No truth to the rumor it’s about the Cubs.
3. Featured presentation
Katie Couric Watch, Day 2: I give the outfit a C-plus. What? You’re watching it for the news?
4. The confession
Ashton Kutcher (right) sheepishly admits to Kevin Costner that he borrowed his wife’s sunglasses.
5. Lost in translation
Apparently “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties” is breaking box-office records in China. And suddenly we’re all a little more nervous about China being a rising world power.
6. The cure
Kevin Federline says his wife craves ice chips “all the time.” What he doesn’t know is she wants them for her head whenever he plays his music.
7. Reduced emissions
Researchers are worried about a large amount of methane gas being released into the atmosphere. The course of action is clear: We, as a people, must give up chimichangas.
8. Beware
A new study says virgin olive oil is better for your heart. Paris Hilton olive oil, on the other hand, was found to be potentially lethal.
9. Into character
Philadelphia voted to reinstall a statue of Rocky near the steps of its art museum. But to reflect the newest version of Rocky, it has been dropped off a cliff and bombed three times.
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