TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1:
Jimmy Greenfield: For the same reason I refuse to shake hands with Phil.
Phillip Thompson: … so he forgot he had on the Paula Abdul wig, and that’s how Barry Bonds met Eddie Murphy.
Leo Ebersole: If I wanted to see that many errors in one place, I’d have peeked at Jimmy’s answers.
Adam Caldarelli: Thanks but I’ve already eaten.
Bag Boy: If I hear one more crack about rowdy Sox fans, I’m ripping off my shirt and tackling an umpire.
TOPIC 2:
Jimmy Greenfield: Only on the High Holidays.
Phillip Thompson: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan! Because he spits hot fire!
Leo Ebersole: Because Ortiz clearly wants to date Mariah Carey.
Adam Caldarelli: Yes, I’m looking at you.
Bag Boy: Dick Jauron is the new Jim Riggleman.
TOPIC 3:
Jimmy Greenfield: Danica Patrick, Jennie Finch
and Michael McCaskey.
Phillip Thompson: And death is not an option?
OK, I’d take the Blackhawks season tickets.
Leo Ebersole: The Detroit Shock and a jug of bathtub gin.
Adam Caldarelli: The El Camino is a car.
End of story.
Bag Boy: On a good day? About 30 of them, but my personal record is 57 in college. I was in a zone.
TOPIC 4:
Jimmy Greenfield: “Semper Fi.” And if that doesn’t work, then “Hike.”
Phillip Thompson: Oh, please, Ozzie would beat Mayor Daley like a rented pinata.
Leo Ebersole: I kind of like the X Games. There, I said it.
Adam Caldarelli: Sorry, I have no idea why Dusty Baker trots out Freddie Bynum.
Bag Boy: I don’t know. Ask Leo.
He’s the lingerie expert.
TOPIC 5:
Jimmy Greenfield: Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Phillip Thompson: Leg warmers. That’s all I’m willing to say.
Leo Ebersole: For the same reason you don’t stare during Kathy Bates’ hot tub scene in “About Schmidt.”
Adam Caldarelli: Thelonious Monk’s “Crepuscule with Nellie.”
Bag Boy: Put a huge glass dome over it, fill it with water, and turn it into a Wrigleyville snow globe.
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