1. It’s all relative
Online gambling house goldenpalace.com reportedly bought the sculpture of Suri Cruise’s bronzed baby poop. Hey, if you want to spend your money on some real crap, swing by my yard sale.
2. What a shock
Anyone who didn’t see that Whitney-Bobby divorce coming, please stand up and be laughed at.
3. The ‘Survivor’ effect
There’s a new dinosaur joining the cast of “Barney & Friends” this season. Also new this year: The dinosaurs will be divided among species to reinforce negative stereotypes for the kiddies.
4. Whirled news
They aren’t the most spot-on look-alikes, but it’d be interesting if Meredith Vieira (right) and Dr. Melfi (left) from “The Sopranos” switched TV roles for a day.
5. Baby drama
Patrick “Dr. McDreamy” Dempsey and his wife have a second child on the way, and he swears that’s the only thing he has in common with Kevin Federline.
6. Family ties
Britney Baby Watch, Day 2: Still no word on whether the newborn has gone home. Doctors may be monitoring him for exposure to Cheeto dust.
7. Decisions, decisions
Playboy.com announced it’s searching for the “hottest women of Victoria’s Secret,” which is a little like picking out the neediest dental patient on an episode of “Cops.”
8. Getting some air
A man on a cross-country flight tried to open the airplane’s door in midair. Bizarre, yes, but let’s not rush to judgment. Maybe he just wanted to step out onto the wing for a smoke.
9. And … blastoff
A Russian lawmaker wants to look into organizing a trip into space for Madonna. He’s not alone.
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