Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
With the romance quadrant of your life stabilized, you can focus your attention on other areas that need fixing. So what’s with the ludicrous salary you’re earning? And why are you living in such a dump, when you know you can find a better place? The sun says get moving.
Libra
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
The sun is entering your sign, helping you break out of your shell. You’ll flirt outrageously with a dozen strangers. You’ll party ’til you drop and then party some more. You won’t worry about overdoing it. You’ll just do it.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
Jupiter and the moon are helping you face the inevitable. Things are shaking out in your love life, and that’s a good thing. Expect improvement throughout the fall. With everything in a state of flux, don’t make promises you’re not able to keep.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Saturn has you playing the fool. You thought your honey was up to one thing but it turns out he’s into something (or somebody else.) Or maybe your sweetheart has made a decision to join the Peace Corps. Change is afoot. Get used to it.
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
A friendly new moon is helping you to understand your partner’s point of view. You’re feeling less defensive and more affectionate. You know you can make things work. A flirtatious energy will help you sail through the week.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
The fall equinox is a power time when it’s important to set goals. Energy is in motion that will help make your dreams come true. If you crave a new soulmate or want a deeper connection with your current love, just wave your magic wand.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
You could be feeling irked and annoyed. Really, it’s not your partner’s fault. Uranus is putting you temporarily at odds with the world. Nurture yourself by slowing down, taking a break and indulging in good things.
Aries
March 21-April 19
It’s not worth the headache of trying to get your honey to come around to your point of view. When will you learn to agree to disagree? Stop butting your head into a brick wall. The sun advises you to take an aspirin and give it a rest.
Taurus
April 20-May 20
You’re confident that you’re giving your partner enough orgasms. You’re certain than your body is hot. You’re all that plus a bag of chips. The new moon has you reclaiming the self-esteem you lost during this past year.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
Stop promising your partner the moon when you’re only willing to offer a small asteroid. Mercury is kicking up your tendency to exaggerate and engage in boldface lies. Try not to get into too much trouble, OK?
Cancer
June 22-July 22
Usually you’re shy about adding props, costumes or videos to your bedroom routine. But your current lover is helping you to ditch those inhibitions. There’s a lot to learn about sex. Become a diligent student of eroticism in all its forms.
Leo
July 23-Aug. 22
A solar eclipse is making you a crazy guy or a nutty girl. Don’t inflict yourself on a lover who might be growing tired of your theatrics. Blow off some steam with some friends. Hit the gym or the dance floor, and sweat out the weirdness.
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