Here’s a thought: Carlos Zambrano in a Sox uniform next season. Cubs, do it for the city.
2. Pocket rockets
You want to save money on gas and still have fun? Walah!
3. Brownie points
Former president Bush will do the coin toss at the Superdome on Monday night. Former FEMA director Michael Brown will provide the coin … any day now.
4. Deaf and dumb
Advocates for the deaf are suing the Redskins for closed-captioning. Do you really need a script for “fumble, punt, interception, punt … ?”
5. He said, she said
The other day, a broadcaster pronounced Bears safety Danieal Manning as “Danielle.” Speaking of safety, I fear for his.
6. Personnel hell
What’s this talk? Trade Brett Favre? Not when we’ve finally got him where we want him.
7. Further review
The replay official who didn’t overturn that bad Oregon-Oklahoma call is taking a leave of absence. Finally, a good call.
8. ‘Sorry’ is right
After saying he never intended to sell his autographed “I’m sorry” baseballs, Pete Rose is selling them for $299 on his Web site. If you buy one, I’m smacking you. Hard.
9. P. Daddy
It’s too bad Shawn Kemp isn’t going to be a Bull. He has enough kids to start a basketball camp.
FIVE MORE …
Things Rose (right) should sell:
– His old betting stubs
– “Sorry!” the board game
– Amway products
– His dignity
– Buy two kidneys, get one free. Wait a minute!
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