1. And lots of pockets
Kate Moss will launch her own clothing line. Look for styles ranging from size zero to size 0.135.
2. Must-see Thursday
Time to settle in for the biggest night of TV in recent history–well, not counting when Mini-Me soiled the “Surreal Life” house.
3. Look what you’ve done
Kevin Federline has been rehired to model for Five Star Vintage, which obviously has no clue how many crappy rap albums it just financed.
4. Boo.
What’s scarier, the ghost of Dee Snider or the fact that VH1 is already lining up the ghost of Dee Snider for a reality show?
5. Cornered
Boy, does Clay Aiken know how to give a non-answer or what? It’s like listening to a man try to change the subject when his wife asks, “Do you find Kirsten Dunst attractive?”
6. Bad idea
Oprah’s people are trying to squash a Kansas man’s campaign to get her to run for president, and the rest of us can only hope this guy doesn’t turn his attention to Dr. Phil.
7. With–gasp!–dessert
I couldn’t help but notice that “The Biggest Loser” and “America’s Next Top Model” started up again last night. My new excuse for why I’ll never be on TV is that I eat three meals a day.
8. Inside job
The Xbox 360 is about to turn one year old. Gamers plan to mark the occasion by continuing to avoid any and all sunlight.
9. Living the dream
HBO’s bringing “Entourage” back for a fourth season, except it’s changing the designation from “comedy” to “mid-40s male fantasy.”
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