You know, if there’s one thing I hate, it’s a bandwagon jumper. Now that that’s settled, how do you like my Saints?
2. Brilliant!
Apparently the White Sox have initiated a plan to save the rest of their runs for next season.
3. Getting skunked
At this point, forfeits would be less embarrassing.
4. Rap sheet
Kevin Federline has more hits than the Sox. Hello!
6. Old saying
Silas Simmons, a 110 year-old Negro Leaguer, says his favorite team is the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, right?
5. Bone head
Barry Bonds plans to go easy the rest of the season because of the bone chips floating in his elbow. Not to mention the huge one on his shoulder.
7. Rhymes with “yoin!”
Oakland A’s outfielder Mark Kotsay is day-to-day with a groin injury. I’d be minute-to-minute!
Ah, the oldies are the besties.
8. Tackle debacle
The Bears’ Ricky Manning Jr. got probation for an assault. From now on, he’s only hitting receivers with pillows.
9. Not in the Cards
False alarm! Despite reports, Matt Leinart is not replacing Kurt Warner. Come back next week.
FIVE THINGS
Made-up charges involving Bears
– Manningslaughter
– Aggravated Urlacher
– Negligent Rexicide
– Armed Griese-ry
– Counterfeit Gould
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