TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: What will be johnnie B. “Dusty” baker’s new nickname after monday?
Jimmy Greenfield: “Bye Bye”
Phillip Thompson: “Bust-y Baker.” You know what I mean. (Ow, ow, I just got a visual!)
Leo Ebersole: “Mr. Invisible”
Brian Moore: “Mistrusty Baker”
Bag Boy: “You’re on a Dusty road, so kick rocks” Baker
TOPIC 2: Imagine some of the trash talk terrell owens heard on sunday.
Jimmy Greenfield: “I think you misunderstood the reason for the ‘bye’ week, Terrell.”
Phillip Thompson: “Tell the paramedics later you accidentally mixed your supplements with a forearm shiver!”
Leo Ebersole: “So, how long has your publicist been wearing a sea otter on her head?”
Brian Moore: “I heard they tried to pump your head but couldn’t find anything, so they pumped your stomach.”
Bag Boy: “Why didn’t I see you on the NFL injury report for ‘pain in the keister?’ “
TOPIC 3: have you ever been accused of using performance enhancers?
Jimmy Greenfield: Only by my wife.
Phillip Thompson: I steal Brian’s answers. I didn’t say they were effective enhancers.
Leo Ebersole: Yes, but that’s the price I pay for looking so much like Bob Dole.
Brian Moore: After multiple family Scrabble titles, I was accused of using my “big dictionary.”
Bag Boy: I thought we agreed never to talk about this.
TOPIC 4: what’s one thing we can expect from ben wallace this nba season?
Jimmy Greenfield: A smile. It will occur on Jan. 26, 2007 when a Luv-a-bull accidentally flashes him.
Phillip Thompson: Monthly shedding.
Leo Ebersole: Four blocks a game and at least one awkward promo for Comcast SportsNet.
Brian Moore: More rebounds in one game than Tyson Chandler grabbed in an entire season.
Bag Boy: He will block a teammate at least twice. Once a Piston, always a Piston!
TOPIC 5: The fire lost this weekend to a team called the red bulls. what does this mean?
Jimmy Greenfield: Soccer is a silly sport with silly names. Just ask MLB player Coco Crisp.
Phillip Thompson: It will be the first time Lindsay Lohan takes interest in a soccer team. Actually, that’s not true.
Leo Ebersole: They’ll have a big psychological disadvantage when they take on the Pimp Juice.
Brian Moore: No matter how many men you throw at a hopped-up bull, it’s never enough.
Bag Boy: Yes! Give the yuppies another team to follow besides the Cubs!
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