1. Feed the need
A new health study finds that obese people crave food like drug addicts crave dope. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m flashing back to the time I tried to inject a double cheeseburger.
2. Not that I’d know
Reviewers are killing the new Killers album. But then, The Killers should’ve known they were in trouble when they started growing mustaches and dressing like extras in ’70s porn.
3. Natural fit
Quick suggestion to help Avril Lavigne with her spitting problem: Move to New York City.
4. Piled high
Fashion statement or frozen yogurt accident? You decide.
5. Out loud
Fox News celebrates its 10th anniversary this week. Expect the shouting to be more shrill than usual for a few days.
6. The protector
Box-office hits starring Kevin Costner: “The Bodyguard” and “The Guardian.” Future projects under consideration: “The Bouncer” and “The Mall Security Guy.”
7. Preach!
I’m reading that David Hasselhoff told reporters in London that he “can do some really spiritual stuff.” Right. Can’t wait for The Hoff’s first gospel record.
8. A-OK
The Oklahoma Library Association has picked Carrie Underwood as the newest face of its “Read Y’All” literacy campaign–not to be confused with the state’s “1 + 1 = 3” math drive.
9. Nick at day and night
MTV just green-lighted another sketch comedy show from Nick Cannon. He doesn’t look at all related to the Simpson sisters, but the overexposure is making me think twice.
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