1. World watch
This just in: The international community briefly diverted attention from North Korea on Tuesday to condemn Jessica Alba’s decision to stay clothed in her films.
2. Gore and more
The actor who plays Jigsaw actually donated some blood for the ink used on the movie posters for “Saw 3.” And to think the severed fingers on the “Saw 2” poster were so tastefully done.
3. Naturally
NBC is thinking about bringing back “The Bionic Woman,” about a woman rebuilt with body parts that give her superhuman powers. Pamela Anderson is the early front-runner to star.
4. Sexy beast
And just like that, Victoria’s Secret’s next ad campaign is born.
5. Hell yeah
Barbra Streisand cussed out an audience member at a concert in New York. She’s now three tattoos away from becoming the newest member of Guns N’ Roses.
6. Catchy stuff
U2 will call its upcoming greatest hits set “U218 Singles,” which is an awesome name … for a submarine.
7. The big chill
I still can’t get over the fact that it’s going to be in the 30s tonight. The only place on Earth the temperature’s dropping this fast is on the “Studio 60” set.
8. False move
“Inside Edition” host Deborah Norville says she’s been asked twice to be on “Dancing With the Stars” but won’t do it because she’s in “the credibility business.” To repeat: “Inside Edition” host Deborah Norville said this.
9. Sharing is caring
No news from Paris and Nicole on Tuesday, so I assume the reunion’s going well. They’d probably be borrowing each other’s clothes by now if they didn’t throw each piece out after one wearing.
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