1. Prissy fit
If you missed it on the back page, two of the male stars of “Grey’s Anatomy” got into a heated argument during filming. Fortunately, no punches were thrown, and no purses were swung.
2. It’s cozy
And if you missed it on this page, Katie Holmes says she’s picked out her wedding dress. I’m told the design bears an odd resemblance to a straitjacket.
3. Hey now
Wal-Mart estimates that it will sell enough pounds of candy corn this Halloween to outweigh 3,657 Mini Coopers. Or four Wal-Mart shoppers.
4. 2 creepy
Worst. Background for a photo op. Ever.
5. Final answer?
So China disapproves of Jay-Z’s lyrics but let the Black Eyed Peas perform? That kind of thing can get you stripped of superpower status.
6. Back once again
The Stooges are working on their first album in years. For you younger music fans, let me clarify that “The Stooges” is not a reference to the Backstreet Boys.
7. Trading spaces
A man in Malawi says Madonna has adopted his son. In other news, Angelina Jolie has announced a sudden desire to record gimmicky dance music.
8. Gee, thanks
A University of Florida study has concluded that just about all decaf coffee contains some caffeine. What a glorious victory for the academic community.
9. Kooky kids
A look at the first batch of handwritten essays for the SATs reveals that very few high schoolers are writing in cursive, a national tragedy dwarfed only by their apparent love of “Two-A-Days.”
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