1. The great indoors
To all the brave marathoners out there, I make one last plea: Consider going fat. It’s kept me out of the cold for years.
2. OK, not really
Giorgio Armani designers will make Katie Holmes’ wedding dress, people.com reports. Early sketches show a flowing train and a drool gutter to protect the gown from Tom Cruise.
3. Keep it kosher
Meanwhile, as per the rules of Scientology, no one will make any noise while the dress is stitched.
4. Marked man
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an artist tattoo the grade for his first album on his arm.
5. Whoopee
TLC’s doing a reality show called “The Monastery,” where five contestants live like a monk for 40 days, with no prize. Coming next fall: “The Driver’s License Renewal Line.”
6. What, them?
I’m not sure why Lance Armstrong is coming out and denying that he and Matthew McConaughey are gay. Don’t all good friends hang out in their bike shorts?
7. Pop culture
Apparently “fried Coke” is the new popular item at state fairs. You can tell by the number of rehab centers opening across the country.
8. It’s on
So how many more incidents until Fox brings “Stingrays: The Battle for Humanity” to the small screen?
9. Hey now
Scientists say they’ve created a cloak of partial invisibility. Basically they cover you with the CW’s fall lineup.
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